Team cheater_1 is BORN!

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17th August 2008, 04:24pm
#1
by cheater_1
Midwest United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 530

THE VOTE CHESS GAME IS ON!!!! maybe.........

I must give credit where credit is due. Thanks to RAEL for creating Team cheater_1 for me. Only paying members can create a group. I REFUSE TO PAY TO PLAY.

Hopefully ERIK is not too mad at me for circumventing the rules and doesn't pull the plug on this one.

I will be the only member of Team cheater_1 so I will deny anyone membership. No offense towards anyone who applies, but it is ME vs. the WORLD.

Will someone please create a group titled Team chess.com: The Rematch or something like that so it can continue to grow with members until the rematch sometime in September?

I have never created my own group and have never participated in a vote chess game other than the first one we played in April, so it will take time to figure out how to set up this vote game. Please bear with me.

Please post the name of the team in the General Chess Discussion Forum once someone makes it. Then it can be advertised.

I WILL SET UP THE PARAMETERS of this game once it gets down to actually creating the game.  It will be one move per 24 hours. I will be white. Chess programs can be used. I will be using CANNIBAL 37, my own program. Team chess.com or Team World, or whatever you name it can use ANY MEANS NECESSARY to WIN. You can use DEEP BLUE or call up KASPAROV if you wish. Your goal is to CHECKMATE me. My goal is to checkmate or draw you.

I am asserting that I am UNMATEABLE. I will prove it.

Seeing that I have been given FULL SUPER ADMINISTRATOR RIGHTS, I am now altering the rules a bit. I appealed to ERIK to create a vote chess game where If I lost, I would DELETE the cheater_1 account. He REFUSED to even do that. Now, I am rescinding my offer of deleting this account EVEN if I lose. I made my terms and they were NOT accepted.

Here are the NEW terms: This series will be a BEST OF 7 match. The First game that we played in APRIL, I lost (resignation). THe score is Team chess.com 1 ...... Team cheater_1   ZERO. This best of 7 match is solely for fun, learning, and bragging rights.

If you don't like the rules, don't sign up. Simple as that.

SOMEONE PLEASE create a TEAM that thinks they got what it takes. Post the name of the team so that I can use my natural ability to recruit members for it.

17th August 2008, 04:55pm
#2
by ivandh
GA United States
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 300

Darn. I was hoping that it would be something else, and then I would offer the comment that you should have a vote chess. But this is exactly what it is about, so the comment is no longer applicable.

 

That the chance to display my wit and intelligence has been taken away from me infuriates me so that I now hate you, and want to talk about how immature you are like everyone else.

Ok, the moment has passed. Good luck everyone, I will be busy playing chess in the corner. If you'd like to join me, come on over.

17th August 2008, 05:58pm
#3
by bobobbob
Dallas, Texas United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 302

This is dumb. Not the best people will join, so you will not be playing the full strength of chess.com

17th August 2008, 06:19pm
#4
by DPG1232
Montreal Canada
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 394

No duh you're unmateable. You just resign! lol. Anyways, good luck!

17th August 2008, 08:55pm
#5
by ADK
Santa Clarita, CA United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 9751

Congrats on your group AND good luck with the vote chess game.

ADK

18th August 2008, 01:48am
#6
by Quix
Auckland New Zealand
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 1084

You're a whole team unto yourself, wow

You rule cheater_1.

18th August 2008, 07:04am
#7
by Baseballfan
Durham, North Carolina United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 1138

Quix wrote:

You're a whole team unto yourself, wow

 

You rule cheater_1.


Wait!! Are you saying that cheater_1 is actually Ricky Gervais? :-)

18th August 2008, 08:01am
#8
by bowanza
United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 267

Quix wrote:

You're a whole team unto yourself, wow

 

You rule cheater_1.


He just doesn't look the same without his Superman outfit.

18th August 2008, 08:19am
#9
by qwerer
United States
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 279

So we're playing him again?

18th August 2008, 09:59am
#10
by bowanza
United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 267

I'd like to help beat him in a match, but I don't have a chess engine.

18th August 2008, 10:26am
#11
by johnny263
dallas United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 55

isn't there a huge advantage in playing for a draw?  especially with white.  isn't that why point systems are set the way they are in tournaments - so that the winner isn't simply the person who could draw everyone out, but ther person who coudl win games too?

18th August 2008, 10:49am
#12
by tbuk
Birmingham United Kingdom
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 110

Ugh cheater nobody cares.

18th August 2008, 10:55am
#13
by Kick-a
Helsinki Finland
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 24

cheater_1 wrote:

THE VOTE CHESS GAME IS ON!!!! maybe.........

I must give credit where credit is due. Thanks to RAEL for creating Team cheater_1 for me. Only paying members can create a group. I REFUSE TO PAY TO PLAY.

Hopefully ERIK is not too mad at me for circumventing the rules and doesn't pull the plug on this one.

I will be the only member of Team cheater_1 so I will deny anyone membership. No offense towards anyone who applies, but it is ME vs. the WORLD.

Will someone please create a group titled Team chess.com: The Rematch or something like that so it can continue to grow with members until the rematch sometime in September?

I have never created my own group and have never participated in a vote chess game other than the first one we played in April, so it will take time to figure out how to set up this vote game. Please bear with me.

Please post the name of the team in the General Chess Discussion Forum once someone makes it. Then it can be advertised.

I WILL SET UP THE PARAMETERS of this game once it gets down to actually creating the game.  It will be one move per 24 hours. I will be white. Chess programs can be used. I will be using CANNIBAL 37, my own program. Team chess.com or Team World, or whatever you name it can use ANY MEANS NECESSARY to WIN. You can use DEEP BLUE or call up KASPAROV if you wish. Your goal is to CHECKMATE me. My goal is to checkmate or draw you.

I am asserting that I am UNMATEABLE. I will prove it.

Seeing that I have been given FULL SUPER ADMINISTRATOR RIGHTS, I am now altering the rules a bit. I appealed to ERIK to create a vote chess game where If I lost, I would DELETE the cheater_1 account. He REFUSED to even do that. Now, I am rescinding my offer of deleting this account EVEN if I lose. I made my terms and they were NOT accepted.

Here are the NEW terms: This series will be a BEST OF 7 match. The First game that we played in APRIL, I lost (resignation). THe score is Team chess.com 1 ...... Team cheater_1   ZERO. This best of 7 match is solely for fun, learning, and bragging rights.

If you don't like the rules, don't sign up. Simple as that.

SOMEONE PLEASE create a TEAM that thinks they got what it takes. Post the name of the team so that I can use my natural ability to recruit members for it.


18th August 2008, 10:58am
#14
by Kick-a
Helsinki Finland
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 24

Make a team now .he means serios,and we have to respect that

18th August 2008, 01:23pm
#15
by bowanza
United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 267

I got a good deal on Kryptonite if anybody's looking for some.

18th August 2008, 03:38pm
#16
by cheater_1
Midwest United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 530

I AM SERIOUS. Someone.......ANYONE create a team that I will find it worth my effort to play. You better have some good programmers on it. You better bring the BIG guns otherwise it will look bad for the ENTIRE site.

CREATE A TEAM SO IT CAN GET SOME MEMBERS....NOW!!!!

18th August 2008, 03:50pm
#17
by b-sheers
KC United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 451

there should be a rule that no one can resign.  Only then can you back up all you have said.

18th August 2008, 04:00pm
#18
by cheater_1
Midwest United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 530

b_sheers I asked ERIK for a NO RESIGNATION game but he refused. I think the public of chess.com is emailing him and telling him not to play me because they sense I am MUCH MORE DANGEROUS now and your hopes of even a draw are slim to none.

I had to find a loophole to get this done. Granted, I know he is reading this and can pull the plug at anytime, but I think he is sitting back in his easy chair like some sort of perverse GOD figure, watching his little creations run amok.

18th August 2008, 04:44pm
#19
by deadpoetic
Elk Grove CA United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 486

You found a loophole? you did crap but complain about how you couldn't get a game going. 

Give some credit to the guy who told you about the loophole god damn.

Micheal Phelps: Greatest Olympian of all time? Personaly I say yes, but theres ppl saying that Spitz (the guy that used to hold the most gold medals in one game record) would have had 8 if the 50-freestyle was avaliable in the games he was swiming in (wasn't an event yet).

18th August 2008, 04:55pm
#20
by Rakia
Nova Gradiska Croatia
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 95

deadpoetic wrote:

Micheal Phelps: Greatest Olympian of all time? Personaly I say yes, but theres ppl saying that Spitz (the guy that used to hold the most gold medals in one game record) would have had 8 if the 50-freestyle was avaliable in the games he was swiming in (wasn't an event yet).


and 2 golds he won thanks to Lezac

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